Fun Plant Markers - The perfect gift for any plant lover.

Set of five - humorous plant markers 🪴

Perfect for the plant person in your life, who's always one soil test away from becoming a full-blown botanist.

Watch as any indoor jungle transforms into a well-organised, albeit slightly nonsensical, oasis of greenery!

Sets contains the following:
*Set 1*

You Grow Girl, Probably A Weed, Still Alive, Your Victim and Thirsty Bitch

*Set 2*

No Idea, Flower Of Some Sort, Don't Touch Me, Just Let Me Die and Grow Dammit!

*Set 3*

Something Green, I Will Survive, I Wet My Plants, Water Me and I Forgot

*Set 4*

Not Dead Yet, Fuck If I Know, Mojitos In Training, Literally Dying and Ignore Me

* Full Bundle - includes all 4 sets *

Each marker is approximately 8cm tall including stake..

Easy to clean with a little washing up liquid and water..

These are made in-house utilising 3mm clear acrylic for longevity..

** Plant NOT included

*** Please Note: These are sent tracked 48hr via Royal Mail - not 1st class as specified by Etsy..